bizzovercoffee

environmental, social, political commentaries and clairvoyantiques

del tiya collee

ni hao!  ni hao!

ay naku, hilap talaka puhay intsik

laki na lang ako hilap umintinti

sa mangka sinasapi nila ah!

ngayon, melon na naman ito lalapas teepee

isa naman papae

pak katapos pa lang isang lalakee

ngayon, isa na naman papae!

si tiya collee!

ay naku, ito tiya collee

punta cheena

siya hingi mangka deposit

ni plesiden malcos do on

sapi intsik na plesiden:

oy tiya collee, di puwele ku a

kold deposit ni malcos

kasi ikaw kalapan ka niya!

(hmmmp!!!!)

ngayon, siyemple, hingi siya tulong

lamos, te penisya

pitel lamos, choe te penisya

punta pitel lamos, choe te penisya

 --- matt letter na siyemple

nung plesiden, spikel na siya

punta siya cheena kausap intsik

siyemple ayaw din! kasi plen sila tiya collee

kahit pungay pungay pa mata te penisya

ayaw talaka cheena sila

ayaw cheena tiya collee, eh!

kahit siya intsik ayaw talaka cheena

kasi, lola niya nakao pela ponipasyo

eh, cheena pilip pa naman ki ponipasyo

si anles ponipasyo, hilo siya cheena

pati hose lisal, hilo cheena siya

pelo tiya collee, nepel siya hilo cheena

lola maknanakao

kaya paleho sila wala ku a deposit malcos.

ngayon, eh sikgulo dinig nila tiya collee

spikel te penisya, aba!  payak pala cheena

pikay na lahat deposit kay aloyo

aba!  siyemple, kalit kalit sila tiya collee maaaaalaki!

pakit, tanong nila, pakit kami ayaw pikay?

ano isip nila kami?

ano tingnin nila kami?

mali?

sama?

kulakot?

maknanakao?

ano?

ano?

ano, ha?

kaya, talawa peses

kawa sulat tiya collee

siya pasa sa telepisyon

pasa siya na LESINE KA NA ALOYO!

LESINE KA NA ALOYO!

MAK SUPLIM SAKLIPICE KA NA!

intsik kasi si tiya collee

kaya palang intsik siya salita.

tapos, ti pa talaka kontento!

kawa pa ulit ikalawa sulat

sapi:

LESINE KA NA ALOYO!

PAKA MAK PIPOL POWEL NA!

LESINE KA NA ALOYO!

KAKAMPI NAMIN SI SATANAS!

LAHAT KAMI SISIMPA

PARA DASAL KAY KAT

AT DASAL DIN SATANAS

PALA IKAW LAYAS NA

PATI PISNES MAN

SALI NA LIN SA SIMPA SIMPA

LINGKO LINGKO

SILA INDI ULUL, SILA SAMA AMIN

SAMA AKIN

PALAYAS SA YO

PALA BIKAY AKO POLSIYENTO SILA

PAK KU A DEPOSIT NI MALCOS!

LESINE KA NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wala naman sakot do on.

ang pwele lang sakot do on

ay, del tiya collee

tikil niyo na yan kun pwele lang po

tikil na akin hanap buhay

takot na ako lapas bahay!!!

ay naku,

hilap talaka intinti ito lahat bakay dito ating pansa

lalo ako, intsik hilap talaka

lalo ngayon, takot pa ako lapas

bahay, kasi may telepisyon, latyo

tiyalyo, laki lapas plobinsiyano intsik

kapitbahay ko kalit na kalit sa kanya

tapos kalit na kalit akin!!!!

ano kawa ko kasalanan sila?

wala!!!!

wawa!!!

posted by: ezky at 16:09 | link | comments |
philippines, thieves, arroyo, coup d etat, corazon aquino, jun lozada, marcos gold, gold bullion deposits in china, peoples republic of china, jose de venecia jr, joseph estrada, fidel ramos, chinese government, jose rizal, andres bonifacio, satan, cory, satanists, corazon juliano soliman, dinky soliman, presidenta loren legarda, corazon cory aquino

if a senator, i beg to row

i know that my coffee tastes good

but something tastes off

it's unnerving to keep seeing this senile

creep on teevee mouthing the vernacular

english, seething with hate

devoid of hope, projecting defeatism

showing anal retentive behavior

in one minute

and obssessive compulsive disorder the next

at one time, this bald hag

says he doesn't know why

they are hitting romy nare  iiiiiiy, his friend

why he has to wash so much dirt

in their littlest detail,

why he was kidnapped

while his wife was with him

while there were guards

while he was not free to move

(maybe even his own bau ehls)

that he does not know about

any filing of writ of amparo

of a writ of habeas corpus

that he was giving fantastic swimming lessons

in two great rivers

to two great sets of civil servants

and interested parties

then another minute he says

that he is a sinner

but he wants trut

that because of his love for trut

he must come

oh how he must

he must come!

he must come out!!!

and so our dear mongrel came.

so now, he bothers me so

so much, so very much

because he's everywhere

where i don't want him disturbing

my peace

he is on radio

he is on television

he is on print

he is everywhere courtesy of

hundreds of millions spent

on behalf of an evil design

to create division, rife

and conflict in my little part

of the world.

it's satanic and no less.

after all, a number of the players

do worship satan unabashedly

and say black mass in that creature's name

and he's lost his flavor!

but he's still at it!

boy oh boy,

can't anyone stop this animal?

i wish i were in the senate

not like tony tony t.

i mean, really were there

asking the questions

investigating the suspects

playing sleuth

not legislating

enjoying my pay

my perks

not even paying my behest loans!

but what i'll do

what position i'll take

i will beg to row, to disagree,

i will ask to quarrel, to tiff,

to dispute, argue, fight, disagree,

quarrel, bicker, wrangle, debate,

squabble, diverge, to conflict and deviate,

to be dissimilar, to oppose, differ, collide,

even to come to blows

(like Frankie Chavez, mr suspender)

with that hell of a shit, jooon loos ah the

if he could offer 20 million to

romy nare iiiy, how much was his testimony

worth for him?  not the sung two wary fund of

the sosters and pasters and bees haps

and arque bees haps.

couldn't the sosters and pasters and bees haps

and arque bees haps

just share their sung two wary fund with

us so we can enjoy a creative zen, mac iphone

or p... p... perhaps a little later

a 7-g phone. (hello, hello gucchi?)

that patriotic fund is an oxymoron.

imagine having that kind of money

just to tell a whole lot of things

to the entire world (courtesy of

revel tv network--- abs-cbn).

uhurrmm!  after paying terrorists,

ultra-rightists for exclusives, isn't now

revel tv contributing also to

the fund for jooon? wow, how patriotic!

if a senator were i, and unluckily i'm not,

i would coax jooon to tell the truth

as it is, and nothing but the whole truth.

i cannot imagine someone saying,

"nagkaproblema lang ho, nang nawalan

ako ng power sa cell phone ko, hindi

ko na makausap si Sec. Atienza"

then in the same breath, he says,

kiniiiidnaaaap akoooooo!

my, my!!!  did that poor guy get

instructions from mommy pweng(!)

to put off calls and texts to mr. hawaiian shirt?

was he under directions to get himself abducted

and shout kiiiiidnaaaaaap!!!  later?

well, that's a ton of bull shit.

you can't say, you lost contact

and you don't recognize the people

sent for you and then you shout kiiiidnaaaap!!!

mr. jooon must be a perfect moron

to come up with a canard like that.

if he really wanted to contact mr. hawaiian shirt

he could have simply charged his phone

at the airplane itself, unless the crew

are under very strict instructions not to allow

cellphone charging, and no one can

be allowed to use cell phones, which is baloney.

he must be drinking a different kind of coffee

if you ask me.  he must be so poor in spirit

that after being offered patriotic shit

he jumps the gun at everyone the

and blames others for getting him mired in

deep shit. the poor masa like us, are awe struck

about the courage of this semi human half wit.

shit! fuck everyone of you

satanists non pareil

jooon, maricon pweng,

jidiviii

gini diviii

dyuwi diviii

divill buoy

chamby or chom boy mud ray gall

superitchy vigphlauer cory,

and superitchy (for daddy figure's deeeck) krass

jeejowl bee ...... nnnai! (how ugly can you get!)

jowlen lee grrrrr... the

the jinn of an arque bees hap angge Lug The Mayo

bradder ethee bill ya now bah!

mr Ssssssssssrajjahhhhh, miss donkey hunyango suli men, and all the purveyors of sinfulness, shitfullness and evilness

in our present times.  damn you all to hell!

posted by: ezky at 15:12 | link | comments |
kidnap, jun lozada, jose de venecia jr, secretary jose atienza, cory, satanists, jejomar binay, corazon juliano soliman, dinky soliman, kidnap-for-ransom, gina de venecia, joey de venecia, presidenta loren legarda, corazon cory aquino

gone stupid

ich liebe Dich sehr viel

not in conversational german but that is how i learned how to say it or else ich liebe Dich soviel -- meaning i love you very much or so much.

not really a romantic way of saying it, jah? whereas you say, ti amo cosi tanto or ti amo molto (yikes!) in italian. or in spanish te amo tanto or te quiero mucho (the latter which translates also to "i lust you very much" -- haaaayayay!)

it's the day of the hearts. but it was a heartless day!  i was looking frantically for a date since my beau did not want to join me in that hotel by the sea beside quirino grandstand...  none was available in so little time.

wait!  there were a lot of femmes there, but i lost the appetite already, what could i do?  my dad figure (real pa is gone), said look for a partner somewhere there, but i decided to go home instead.

so i say, ich liebe Dich sehr viel to all of you out there who could have been my valentine, ti amo cosi tanto, mahal na mahal kita, etcetera, etcetera.

but how nice if you could have showed up instead and i'm not professing to the sky, the sea and the breeze. eh he eh he eh he.

posted by: ezky at 15:30 | link | comments |

little darling

this guy over the tele, what is he to you?

his name is jooon and keeps saying nyeee nye nyeee (tears, tears, tears...)

sauw,  sauw,                     he, he,       di ko alam

ewan kho

sauw,  sauw

nho?   nho?   nho?

aaaaah, aaaaaah, ahm, aah, aaaaah (smile, tears, tears, tears)

i envy his permanent state of orgasmic stupor

God!!!

posted by: ezky at 20:43 | link | comments |

In English: reaction to tremendous stimuli

En español:
reacción a los enormes estímulos

In italiano:
reazione agli stimoli tremendi

По-русски:
реакция к большущим стимулам

日本語):
途方もない刺激への反作用

Auf deutsch:
Reaktion auf enorme Anregungen

Ελληνικά :
αντίδραση στα τεράστια ερεθίσματα

En français:
réaction aux stimulus énormes

posted by: ezky at 16:33 | link | comments |